Tuesday, June 23, 2009

MEET YOUR COMPETITION!



In no particular order.... meet your competition in this year's SYTYCD pool:

Team Maryn
Players: Marc and Karyn

Marc decided to become The Milk Man when has wife Karyn said she wanted to have kids. Marc quit his job as an acupuncturist and began delivering The Milk. Usually he made his deliveries once a day but on occasion Karyn requested more Milk, so Marc made more Deliveries! Karyn spends her days smoking cigarettes and cleaning house. On her spare time she shops for clothing at thrift shops and the good will. When Marc is not delivering The Milk and Karyn is not cleaning house they love to dance. Their favorite places to dance are on the kitchen table, in the shower and most of all on their front lawn. They prepared for the first season of SYTYCD by taking professional dance lessons so they could study the dancers every move. Karyn and Marc live in Sunny San Diego. All of Marc’s Milk Deliveries were finally fruitful as they now have a 15 week old son, Elijah! In this rough economy Marc was “Laid-off” and now Karyn has resumed the Milk making responsibilities, however Marc is not the recipient of any of the “Liquid Gold” she produces…this is all for Elijah!

"Mia Michaels Stinks"
Players: Beth and Ryan Donnelly

Married for 2 yrs - together for 10. We are native New Englanders and love spending summers in Maine. Love SYTYCD but thinks they need to kick Mia Michaels to the curb....she's so rude!

"JOY-BA-WA-GEES"
Players: Joy and Gonzalo

Joy and Gonzalo are SYTYCD Pool newbies residing in Miami Beach. This Filipina/Colombian duo is hoping to spend their winnings on Caipirihnas and Jamaican Juleps this summer.

Hot Tamale Train
Player: Sasha Nagy


Long time SYTYCD fan, first time gambler! Also first time I've had to pick a "team name" when it's just little old me representing! I think Mary would approve. Obsessed with all dance shows (with the exception of that lame one Elizabeth Berkley hosted), dance movies, Cat Deeley's ridiculous wardrobe, and cheesy gossip sites so betting on SYTYCD seemed like the next logical step in my life. Hopefully my carefully planned method of choosing contestants by picking names out of a hat* works for me!

*didn't really pick names out of a hat, but if I lose, that's the story I'm going with!

Team You Got Served
Player: JOSH GRODIN

Self Proclaimed Best Jewish Male Caucasian Dancer East Of the Mississippi...Smooth, polished skills, honed originally from Bar Mitzvah to Bat Mitzvah back in the day when he was becoming a man. (note most jewish kids hone their skills on this circuit but often the skills erode as time passes by). This kid has kept his skills current and can now be found weekend nights harlem shaking in the basement of Clerys. Hip-Hop maybe his "go to" however he can acclimate to rap, disco, heavy metal, you name it. The kids got range and all the moves to back it up. Robot, sure, he'll even throw a running man in there if he has to. Did you say MJ? If you think he doesn't have the dance routines from the likes of Thriller, Beat it, Billy Jean and Smooth Criminal memorized you'd be horribly mistaken. Our Matzah Ball is willing to take on any caucasian in the Northeast, he's got that kind of confidence. He can captivate an audience with moves not normally seen from a Jewish diabetic with clammy palms..... YOU JUST GOT SERVED!

Deeley With It!
Players: Mitch and Ellie

Mitch and Ellie here from Milwaukee, WI. Mitch was born in Boston, and went to summer camp with Melissa and Mikey G. Ellie is from Tennessee and went to Stanford to establish her Cali cred. We're both huge fans of SYTYCD.

The Adam Shankman Haircut Experience
Player: Lonny Pugh

The founder and sole member of TASHE allegedly spent the night before writing this bio with a martini in one hand and the TV remote in the other, DVRing last-season SYTYCD highlights for the 8,000th time. Is that pathetic or intimidating? Both?

Iknowicandance.
Player: Rembrandt
I take hip hop classes at equinox and I must say that I do pretty well for someone as old as I am. I can keep up with the kids and love this show more than AI. Thanks.

OCEANIC 3
Players: Marni, Jamie and Elissa


Marni Blake Rothman, Jamie Goldstein and Elissa Farkas make up what is known as the Oceanic 3, returning once again after watching their top pick Chelsea from last year make it to Dancing with The Stars. They all met at the University of Michigan bonding over reality TV and General Hospital. Now on their own career paths, they spend most of their free time watching musically inclined programs following SYTYCD since Season One. Residing in New York City, single and dreaming big for one of them to make it to a live taping of the show.

Team Wipeout
Players: Matt and Caroline Kunitz


Matt and Caroline have been participating in Idol and SYTYCD pools for years and have never won. There are due for a big win so watch out.

Deeley’s Dolls
Players: SYTYCD enthusiasts (and rabid Cat Deeley lovers), Erica Gray and Rebecca Feferman

Forced to start taking ballet when she was 4, Erica began dancing before she even knew what it was. Her stage debut was at the age of 5 when she was cast as “Mayor of the Munchkins” in her studio’s performance of The Wizard of Oz. (Dorothy and her co-horts were played by girls in the older classes so she, essentially, booked the lead role for her age group. Not bad for her first time out!) Many other recitals came and went but, at the end of the day, ballet was always something that she HAD to do – and no kid likes doing what they are told they HAVE to. After quitting ballet at the age of 11, Erica returned to dance her Freshman year in high school when she joined the school’s drill team – performing with the band and flag team during halftime at football games in the Fall and performing hip hop/lyrical/jazz routines at various competitions against other Southern California high school squads in the Spring. Clearly, she wasn’t aware of the very low ‘coolness factor’ of this decision and how it would affect her social life, especially on weekends when she missed out on too many parties and trips to Lake Havasu. In the end, that didn’t really seem to matter, though, and she remained on the squad until after Sophomore year when a hip injury forced her to resign. (The fact that she didn’t make the cut when it came to the very special “Top 6” competition group, and girls who had been on the squad for a shorter period of time did, may have also had something to do with it – she is a proud Leo after all.) She joined the swim team for a semester but quickly realized she missed dancing too much to give it up entirely. She joined the Varsity cheerleading squad her Junior year (SO not the kind of squad you see on ESPN – we were lucky if we nailed a basket toss or liberty) and danced her way through numerous pep rallies until graduation. Once she started college in Santa Barbara, though, the only dancing she did was the kind at clubs or parties under the influence of a cocktail or several, with the occasional studio or gym class – and it has remained that way to this day. Erica didn’t discover SYTYCD until Season 4 but was quickly hooked. What a season!!! Since then, she has caught up on previous seasons via You Tube and is even more passionate about it. (Truthfully, she couldn’t get through the first season in its entirety, though – no one warned her that Cat didn’t come along until Season 2!) Watching SYTYCD brings back fond memories of her youth, along with a bit of regret for not being as disciplined as she should have been. Oh, what she wouldn’t give to ‘booty pop’ for a Shane Sparks number or Gumby-fy her body in all the perfectly imperfect ways Mia asks of her dancers or tell a story through the smooth and hard-hitting choreography of Nap/Tab or bring out her inner freak to Sonia’s left-of-center dance style and music selection. At least Fox got with the program and picked it up for Fall, as well, so she won’t have to wait a whole year between seasons and can continue to live vicariously through the ridiculously talented youngsters on the show! Erica currently resides in Los Angeles, California.
Although Rebecca has a hazy recollection of going to a ballet class at some point before the age of 4, she has pretty much zero personal experience with dance on a professional level. Sure, she got whiplash from headbanging to Nirvana at her 7th grade dance, and could slow dance to "Lady in Red" with the best of them, but anything choreographed beyond the Electric Slide and the Macarena was a little too complicated for this tomboy to handle. After a brief and ill-advised tour on the Frat Party dance circuit in the early "Back That Ass Up" era at the University of Michigan, she traded in her black pants and tube tops for the seductive world of waiting tables for the remainder of her college free-time. Post-university found Rebecca in Los Angeles, a fresh faced and bright-eyed publicist (at least for the first 6 months), who ultimately became too busy and burnt out to do much but work, watch TV and sleep. One fateful summer evening in 2005, Rebecca happened upon SYTYCD Season 1 and, for the first time, felt the magic of dance reaching into her heart of hearts. Even with mediocre first season host Lauren Sanchez (FUN FACT! aka Mrs. Patrick Whitesell) and egotistical Blake front and center, she fell hard and fast for those passionate kids with talent to spare. Her obsession has increased exponentially each season, as the effervescent Cat Deeley took the reins in Season 2 and steered the show through Mia's elegant park bench moment and Allison & Ivan's sweet hip-hop under the umbrella, to Sabra & Neil's powerful boardroom display in Season 3 and Season 4's irrepressible Katee & Joshua doing ANYTHING. Her favorite choreographers include (duh) Mia, Sonya, Shane Sparks and (until recent sexual assault allegations), Alex de Silva. She is beyond thrilled that Dan Karatay, with his too-big-for-him ties and boring, conventional hip-hop has taken a major backseat on the show to the much more qualified, talented, and entertaining Adam Shankman. She is, to put it mildly, PSYCHED for what Season 5 will bring. Rebecca currently resides in Austin, Texas.

Big Spin-Spin
Players: Marissa and Joanne

Big Spin-Spin is new to the competition this year, but not new to the world of dance. These ladies have frequented dance floors all over the world...From Rick's American Cafe in Ann Arbor, to the Palladium in Acapulco to Naked Lunch in NYC. Mia Michaels is their one true love, busting a move is always a top priority, and dancing for their lives is what they do best.

Pas de Deux
Players: Trice and Dean

This formidable force formed in January of 2006. He, a musician, wrote and recorded with Eddie Van Halen and toured with the legendary band Journey. She, a former dancer, toured with SYTYCD’s own Benji and Lacey Schwimmer. He has songs placed in films, television and a Grammy nominated album. She, was threatened within an inch of her life by Shabba-Doo, choreographer and director of Breakin’ 2 Electric Boogaloo. Together they are Pas de Deux.

Team Lucy
Players: Sara and Rachel

Sisters Rachel and Sara make up Team Lucy, named after Rachel's 3-month old . . . We are serious SYTYCD worshippers and happy to join the competition this year.

Winos of Wisteria Lane
Players: Deb, Jana, Jodi, Sam and Eric

BIO AND PHOTO COMING SOON....


The SOBE Hook-Up
Players: Stacy and Max

Max and Stacy, formerly known as, "The South Beach Hook- Up" are back this year with a vengeance after placing 2nd last year in the SYTYCD pool (in which, by the way, there was no prize awarded). This year, instead of hooking up friends and relatives with hotels and deals in South Beach, Max is hooking himself up with a glass of scotch while playing the air guitar to "Corduroy". Stacy spends her days taking hip hop classes at the gym and making music and dance videos with her kids. Dora's out, Taylor Swift is in!
SYTYCD family style? Count them in!

Team Hardbodies
Player: Rich Leist


Rich is a casting producer who has been in every SYTYCD and AI pool for the last 2 1/2 years and never gets close to winning. When not sending paypal money to the winners he as a accomplished Endurance athlete. He did the Ironman last year and this year started training first marathoners for the LA marathon. His running group is called “HARDBODIES” and they are sponsored by “THECHIMP.NET- Twitter Celeb Sightings.”

The Jidges
Players: Melissa and Brooke


From a young age, the Rappaport sisters knew that they were performers. Both started as gymnasts; Melissa was the super star but it just did not seem to work out for Brooke. Brooke also enrolled in ballet class but quit while her parents were on vacation and even took jazz for one class. Although professional dance did not work out for Brooke, she now does Zumba to stay in shape. These days, both sisters enjoy performing their favorite show tunes like "Out Tonight" and "I Am Telling You" for their parents. Skilled in booty shaking, these girls really know how to attract black men.


The Dancemakers
Players: Brooke and Erik


"The Dancemakers made their theater debut in the original Broadway production of A Chorus Line. Both suffered severe balletic injuries prior to opening night and were forced to turn their back on the world of dance. After years of drug abuse and self pity, they came out of retirement at the request of the lovely Melissa Rappaport to select the winners of So You Think You Can Dance. "


Kat Deeley's Pharmacist
Players: Karen & Jason Carbone

Through years of training, including one on one sessions with Justin Timberlake and Rev Run, Karen & Jason have honed their skills, moves and grooves. From dancing to Louis Armstrong's Wonderful World on their wedding day fifteen years ago to the Hokey Pokey at their daughters' school these two continue to make dance a priority. If not for a slip of the tongue in front of Nigel Lythgoe two years ago Karen & Jason were set to take the dance world by storm. But that fateful night changed their dance career forever. Now comfortably ensconced in Los Angeles, Karen and Jason will use their dance acumen to predict the future of the remaining SYTYCD contestants. Oh, and if that doesn't work we are plying Kat Deely with a wide variety of pharmaceuticals and believe we have the inside track.

Dearheart & Lulabelle
Players: Olivia & Caroline Carbone

Not to be outdone by their parents, Olivia, Caroline, plan on bringing their youthful knowledge and dance insight to an otherwise adult competition. Since the start of SYTYCD they have been loyal fans and feel they have gained insight into the unpredictable nature of the triumvirate of myopic judges. Through careful preparation they prepared for the draft with the eye of the tiger and the ferocity of an NFL club. Though they didn't always agree on their choices, they feel that this competition will take them from the "kid's table" to the dinning room, and in turn all the way to the bank. Don't let their cute team name throw you. These two are stone cold SYTYCD killers!

Lady Ro Ro
Player: Jen Romanski

Proud and not-so-modest winner of the first ever Rappa Pool, Jenny Romanski is a girl obsessed with SYTYCD. While eating lunch in Miami Beach, Jenny jumped over two restaurant tables and nearly pushed over a 6 year old boy just so she could meet her all-time favorite contestant: Travis Wall ("who was totally robbed of first place and I'm still bitter about it!") Jenny loves to dance, especially after a few glasses of sangria. She's a fan of contemporary and especially lyrical, where she has been known to take over wedding dance floors with lip sync / dance numbers to the likes of Michael Jackson and Cyndi Lauper. Jenny designs stationery and wedding invitations for a living, and is a featured designer on tinyprints.com and weddingpaperdivas.com

Crockett and Tubbs
Players: Jon and Erin

Coming off the big Idol win, these 2 have huge egos. They are ready to round kick you in the face with another 1st place finish. Also, they both enjoy napping.

team name TBD
Player: Jenni

Jenni is going to be a famous hair stylist one day. For now, you can find her drinking “Bullets” while working at Trocadero on Friday nights. Occasionally she will break out in dance if she’s had enough liquor.

Monday, February 16, 2009

AMERICAN IDOL POOL '09 - MEET THE COMPETITION


Philly Playaz Players: Margot and Jason *last year's winner!

This is the team to beat. With 16th pick last year, the Philly Playaz came back from behind. The won it all and had victory in the bag before the final episode. Margot's excellent musical ear (and incredible dancing skills) carried the day for the Philly Playaz, though Jason always like to take credit for the win. If it had been up to him, their first pick would have been Robbie Carico.

Team Wipeout
Players: Matt and Caroline

· Matt Kunitz and Caroline Kunitz live in Santa Monica with their two daughters Kate and Chloe. Matt is a television executive producer (Fear Factor, Wipeout). Caroline runs La Diaper Drive (diaperdrive.com) a non profit dedicated to providing diapers to low income moms in the LA area.

Alien Invasion
Players: Jamie and Jenn

Jamie a full time camper and Jenn a victim to corporate America live in Bahston MA.
Growing up, Jenn thought she was meant to be a singer. Debuting at Camp Young Judaea, singing Aladdins "A whole new World" she thought she was on her way to stardom. However, as years went on her dream of becoming a star faded as most kids dreams of becoming famous usually do. Jamie on the other hand was in hope of becoming a famous clarinet player in the 4th grade. She then got kicked out of the band for misbehaving. Since both of our musical careers ended at a very young age, we are very excited to play this game. It is our time to show the world that we are somewhat musical and we know a good act when we see one.

Team Lucy
Players: Sara and Rachel

Sisters Rachel and Sara make up Team Lucy, named after Rachel's 3-month old . . . We are serious Idol worshippers and happy to join the competition this year.



Team TSPayoff
Players: Lisa and Michele


(this bio has not yet arrived... Lisa gets a pass ONLY because she is 8 months pregnant.)


Paris Bennett’s Mustache Crumbs
Players: Linda and Andrew

Paris Bennett's Mustache Crumbs are veterans of the world of competitive American Idol. In these tough economic times, we believe that God is watching over each one of us, and if a morsel of food were to fall from Paris Bennett's mustache, we are more than happy to call it both blessing and lunch. We are expecting our first child, and will neither confirm nor deny that our courting ritual and game plan for conception consisted of the full lip pouting of Constantine Maroulis, the "aw shucks, was that any good?" humbleness of Melinda Doolittle, the "fuck the police" attitude of Jessica Sierra and the uncaged eroticism of Frenchie Davis. We will, however, confirm that Diana De Fatso (née De Garmo) played no role whatsoever. Team Member Facts: Andrew Blau: -Only white male (and only person wearing a suit) in attendance at the 2005 Good Morning America Summer Concert Series at Bryant Park featuring Ruben Studdard (taping took place at 8 am). -Mother owns the latest Elliott Yamin CD. -Will punch Anthony Federov on sight. Linda: -Has an unexplained fascination with Tamyra Gray and watched Boston Public whenever she guest starred. -Fears that her husband's hair could, on a bad day, be compared to Justin Guarini. -Lost her virginity to Kevin Covais.

Team ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›
Players: Chris and Adam
Bio: Fuck off.


Winos of Wisteria Lane
Players: Deb, Jana, Jodi, Sam and Eric

Bio: The "normal" city life for a group of close-knit (girl)friends takes a dark turn when they enter into the American Idol Fantasy Pool. Now while trying to deal with their own hectic problems, the recession and picking their top 8, this season promises to bring new Idol mysteries, drunken Paula moments and hopefully more Tatiana craziness. We are excited to uncork some wine and watch as the competition and life backstage gets a little pitchy, suffer through poor song choices and find out who has nude photos lurking in their past. This season's Winos are: Jodi Luciani, a divorced mother with a sense for humor for drama and in search of love, Jana Adelman, a former businesswoman turned stressed out stay-at-home mother of four, Eric Perman, the seemingly perfect mother struggling to save her marriage, Samantha Plitnick, an ex-model whose unhappy marriage has had her beginning an affair with her 17-year-old gardener and Debra Turetsky, often described as “the neighborhood slut."

Team Chindi 500

Players: Jenni and Rob

Jenni and Rob are co-workers. Jenni is from China and Rob is from Indiana... "Chindy 500". Jenni and Rob are confident that they will do well due to the bi-monthly Michael Johns appearances and talent updates at their place of business. M.J. failed to perform their recommended songs last year (which were all songs by John Mellencamp or Yoko Ono). --Should have listened to the Chindy 500, M.J. Damn.

Should have listened.



Team 563

Players: Randy and Rachel

…comes into the competition with a past history of wins in other Idol pools, most notably taking the overall win in the Season 7 Western League. Stated past downtrodden rival Ed Hernandez: "Rachel and Randy are a force to be reckoned with. They wiped the floor with us in Season 7 and we asked them to compete elsewhere." Randy and Rachel attribute their success to a combination of gut instinct and a sophisticated algorithm that allows them to forecast winners past on data drawn from the telecasts. Randy, a professor at UCLA and former member of the Shuttle Atlantis launch team, has gone so far as to submit a patent application for the algorithm. Rachel, a former chart topping artist in both Taiwan and Hong Kong brings the gut instinct to the team.

The South Beach Hook-Up
Players: Stacy and Max
Max and Stacy are now in their 2nd season of the IDOL pool. Coming in in 2nd place in the SYTYCD pool has given them more motivation than ever to kick some ass! They have prepared this year by watching The Hills, 24, Weeds, Big Love,The Office and Friday Nights Lights. (Obviously, they don't get out much.) They live in sunny Miami with Ava, Gabe and Dora the Explorer...(yep- she is still here!)

The Organiques

Players: Aly and Jacob

Nicknames-Salami ( Aly) Jakobes( Jacob) Met- College sweethearts, ( aww).. Hobbies, Food of all nations, shopping, travel Reside- NYC, union square

TEAM DUNKLEMAN

Players: Teri and Peter
America's favorite Idols Peter Geist and Teri Kennedy make the leap to the big screen in this high-energy comedy set during spring break in Miami-where the music, dancing, and fun in the sun never stop. It's love at first splash when a shy singer (Kennedy) from Seattle hooks up with a cute Upstate New York college student (Geist) at the ultimate beach party, but a series of mix-ups and misunderstandings may prevent their budding romance from reaching the final round!

Team DAWGS
Players: Jamie and Marni

.......... D.A.W.G.S .... D irty A ss W itches G oing to S pank all y'all Talk about the team to beat...Hi guys this is Mario Lopez aka A.C. Slater here to give you a little insight on team D.A.W.G.S First off i got to tell you this competition goes way beyond having a good feel for music or a good sense of how marketable a contestant is.... You have to have a Sixth Sense and i believe this tandem has it, sort of like playing a tough guy with a great body on "Saved By The Bell" Quickies about the two team members Marni Cioffi....This girl is a fierce competitor despite her quiet demeanor; legend has it that she was called out by an umpire during a High School Softball game that ultimately cost the team the game... Well Marni aka Pizza-Bagel Basher followed the umpire to his car and she took a curling iron and beat the 78yr old part time ump to oblivion....She also tested positive for performance enhancing drugs (along with her partner in crime JMosk-Drew) That is just one instance of how competitive and how much The Pizza-Bagel Basher does NOT like to lose ..... for more on Marni you can visit www.Don'tFuckWithThePizzaBagelBasher.orghttp://www.don'tfuckwiththepizzabagelbasher.org/> JMosk-Drew .... Talk about a person who can wow you with her intellegence than smack you in the face with her NEVER LOSE mentality This girl was ranked 4,590 in the state of NJ for Miss Teen Cheerleader NJ back in 1994 ( an annual beauty/brain/cheering competition) despite the unaccurate ranking she was dedicated to winning this competition at all costs (i/e the preformance enhancing drugs her and Basher injected into each others asses ) Even though a side effect of these steroids was having a deep voice, this smarty pants decided to sing Bon Jovi Songs in the singing part of the competition (killed it with her rendition of Runaway) She just kept climbing and climbing up the ranking till she finally was 3rd failing to make it to the finals .... well Tonya Harding should have taken notes from this chick JMosk-Drew put drops of Visine in 2nd Ranked Dana Zika's water bottle Well needless to say Dana crapped her pants and was so embarrassed that she dropped out of the competition....So JMosk-Drew was in the finals against Jackie Marino JMosk-Drew kicked her ass in the finals .... Her High School Honored Her with a Championship Banner hanging from the rafters of the gym, unfortunately allegations of steroid use came to the forefront in recent years and they took down the banner.. After Barry Bonds meets with the Supreme Court they are going to call on Basher and JMosk-Drew So guys As Clear As My Beautiful Spanish Dimples, there is no question that these two are the team to beat! And if they are losing at any point, watch your back! These Chicks Are Dangerous !! Mario Lopez

Below The Yellow Line

Players: Ben and Liz


Bio - Ben and Liz met eachother one drunken Valentines day at Cornell and have been together ever since. They currently live in Philly. Ben looks at other men's penis's for a living and for Liz it is just a pastime.

Team XOXO

Players: Lori and Anna

Team bio- that's something we'll never tell

Team Viva Ithaca

Players: Melissa and Ali

Currently living on the east coast post graduating from IC. Ali resides in boston while Melissa in NYC. They are both ex-Rappa interns.. This is their third year competing in the IDOL pool and are looking for a win after coming in as runner up in 2008.

Going the Distance

Players: Rich Leist and Kelly Duffy


As Endurance Athletes they train their bodies and minds to make it to the finish line and that is exactly what they plan on doing in this Years American Idol Competition. They plan on leaving all other teams in the Dust as they compete to pick this years “American Idol”. Rich, who grew up singing and taught music for 2 years, will be listening for who has the chops and who is fakin the Funk. Kelly, who graduated from Michigan State with a degree in Fashion, will not focus only focus on their singing but their overall style and swagger.

Squints
Players: Mikey and Melissa
The Commish and The Chimp make up Squints. One of us is obsessed with Idol, the other is obsessed with creating photoshopped images. Makes for a compatible team in this AI pool. Chances are, you wont hear a peep out of one of us the entire time... the other, you'll want to muzzle at some point. PS- bookmark www.thechimp.net.

The Day Team
Players: Erin and Jon

The Day Team is made up of Jon Warech and Erin Einhorn, two people whose awesomeness allows them to stay home all day and do nothing but study up on trends in American Idol history. After hours of watching Idol Rewind and learning every word to "From Justin to Kelly" they came up with the perfect top 8 -- a mix of boy and girl, black and white, pretty and ugly. They plan on winning and blowing all their prize money on Yogurtland and Subway $5 foot longs.

Simply The Breast
Players: Zindy and Shonna

yeah that's right... you heard us. Shonna & Zindy - STB

The Idolmakers Players:
Brooke and Erik


The Idolmakers have been professional spotting winning American Idol finalists since back in 2002. Early on in the beginning stages of Season 1, they predicted that Nikki McKibbin would end up in rehab and Kelly Clarkson would not get pregnant with Justin Guarini's child.

Clive Davis began seeking their help and intuition for Season's 2-7 and this powerful duo has helped him dodge the likes of Bucky Covington & Chikezie, as well as a subpoena for his good friend Phil Spector's trial.


Los Idolitos

Players: Rembrandt and Marites


Marites and Rem love AI. We love AI so much that we cry every time we hear Ryan Seacrest's voice.




Gibby B

Players: Shye and Charlie

"Gibby B" - is Shye Sutherland and her husband Charlie Qualls. We pulled this list together in the last minutes of this pool, with no notes, and with only watching one audition show and the Hollywood week. This will make you all feel that much worse when you all lose!


Constantine's Hairy Chest
Players: Matthew and Jessica

Matt and Jessica Litwack, husband and wife team from St. Louis, MO are first-time entries into this pool. Matt is a baratone and can only sing songs performed by older, classy, and sexual African-American men. Jessica is a talented performer, who's show-choir career was sadly cut short by a dependance on NO-DOZE. In addition to American Idol, Matt and Jess enjoy other trash television such at SYTYCD, Project Runway, Rock of Love with Brett Michaels, For The Love of Ray J, and Tool Academy. Matt and Jess look forward to taking your money this season. Litwacks Out.


Referee- Brooke

Brooke is a college freshman at Tulane University. She is not participating in the pool because she does not have the money to spend on anything other than college purposes. Also, apparently no one at Tulane watches American Idol so she watches alone on her computer days after the live show. It is very sad. She will, however, break up any arguments that may occur in this game.


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Friday, August 8, 2008

AND THE WINNER IS....

JOSHUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




AND.....



LAUREN MAGBOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SYTYCDreject not so much of a reject anymore! She just won $20 from each of you- time to pay up! I hope you guys had fun this season- I'll be back again next summer for more. I hate that we have to wait another year :( That should give me enough time to reformat the pool- there are still some glitches that need to be worked out.

Best. Show. Ever.

Thanks for playing!

Commish







Thursday, July 31, 2008

FINAL 4!

Hey hey hey pool go-ers... I had to take last week off as I was mourning the departure of Will. I really couldn't even discuss the elimination I was that upset. Last week, with that terrible decision America made, we lost Jenni B and Crockett and Tubbs. Heading into this week the teams remaining were:
Oceanic 3
Coke & Pepsi
SYTYCDreject
Sklar
Lonny

I must say I am THRILLED with tonight's results. JOSHUA RULES. And I'm so happy that Courtney made it thru over Chelsea H. But it was a BIG ELIMINATION for our pool, knocking out Oceanic 3, Coke & Pepsi and Lonny... which means....

SYTYCDreject and Sklar are in it to win it! Here are the top four dancers.

Courtney
Joshua
Katee
Twitch

I'm routing for Joshua (with Twitch coming in 2nd). Would love to hear your thoughts!

Notes about your final 2 pool contestants-

SYTYCDreject can shove it in the judges faces if she wins. They turned Lauren down when she tried out for the show. Looks like this girl knows her stuff!

SKLARS didn't even want Sklar to be the name of their team- they wanted something else but I just kept writing Sklar because I liked it - looks like it brought them luck -you can thank me if you win by giving me 10% of your winnings ;)

I should let you know that if Twitch or Katee win, SYTYCDreject will win. If Josh wins, it then depends on whether Katee or Courtney place higher --if Katee places higher, SYTYCDreject will win and if Courtney places higher, Sklar wins. If Courtney wins, Sklar wins.

Can't wait until next week!!!!!

Commish

Friday, July 18, 2008

Kherington and Gev- ELIMINATED!

not so shocked actually...

and with that- we lose...

Commish (boo hoo)
IronRich
iknowicandance
SYTYC google me (you were actually out when Matt left- my bad)

The following teams have all 3 dancers in:
Oceanic 3
Coke & Pepsi
Jenni B
SYTYCDreject
Sklar

Lonny and Crocket/Tubbs you have 2 players in but are still in the running.

I think there may be some bitterness towards Commish for not posting bios and photos- I have to tell you the honest truth- I still am on a temporary computer and have not been able to access anything I had from all of you. Yes, I could have asked for them again, but only half of you turned them in anyway - figured it was best to just let it go this time around. I vow to have a killer blog with photos, bios, consistent updates next season. Please forgive me :-)

Commish

Monday, July 14, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!

You thought we didn't lose any pool members last week... THINK AGAIN! BREAKING NEWS!!

COMFORT RETURNS TO REPLACE AN INJURED JESSICA! What does this mean? JenRo... our 2007 SYTYCD pool winner, is officially out of the competition. There is question whether Jessica really had a knee injury or if she had a mental breakdown- I like to believe the latter. But here are some links to read about it:

http://tvwatch.people.com/2008/07/14/injured-jessica-drops-out-comfort-takes-spot-in-top-10/?xid=rss-topheadlines

http://www.eonline.com/gossip/kristin/detail/index.jsp?uuid=1ad3b2b0-a959-4216-b805-8bef0fbcf836&sid=rss_kristin&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_kristin

thoughts? Post away!

-Commish

Friday, July 4, 2008

I really am sorry...

So sorry- I really am not being a good commissioner this time around. I would blame it on my computer, but that's really only an excuse for not having bios up- I vow to be a better commissioner from this point forward.

NOW...

LAST WEEK we lost Chelsea T and Chris. While no one in the pool had Chris, quite a few had Chelsea T- sadly last week we lost:

Team Kunitz Loves TheChimp.net
Mal Occhio
Pas De Deux

This week- SYTYCD lost Kourtni and Matt. No big surprise there for me- I loved Kourtni during pre-season, but she wasn't doing it for me once she made top 20. And Matt- never liked him. So... I'm not sad, but the following teams should be, as you are O.O.T.P:

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NO ONE!

Rich, you are lucky you have Kherrington and Twitch to back up your loss tonight!

We've lost 4 teams in total... 12 remain, with 12 dancers- how fancy!

xx
Commish